TOILETS

I sent Paige off to girl's camp today. It was strange because I've always gone with her . I'm wondering how in the world they'll get by without me. Ya, ya, ya, I know, there are other people in the world that are more than capable of being camp directors, but I'm worried they won't have our traditonal "dirty buger" or M&M's eating contests. And who is going to be the loudest leader or leader that can stay up later than any of the girls? Its' killing me.

And to top it off the girls have showers and TOILETS!!! Yes I said Tiolets. This is something I have only dreampt of having at Girl's camp. Have I not earned this? I've hiked up skinny, poison ivy infested trails so that I could try to hoover over smelly, dark holes in hopes of some simple bladder relief. I have had the fear of chemical burn due to the dangerous "Splash". I've held my flashlight between my teeth in fear of not seeing the friendly little snake that visits our hole nightly. I've managed to plug my nose, hold my breath, balance on my heels, unroll toilet paper and say a prayer all while singing "No Bears Are Out Tonight". I feel betrayed. How could they. New leaders get to FLUSH. OOOOH, the envy.